The Blogger Cooler

You know, like the conversations around your office water cooler? Only, the conversations will be with cooler people. And you don't have to be afraid of your boss listening to your conversation. And, you can say anything you want during your conversation. Okay, so I guess it's nothing like the conversations around your office water cooler. Just leave a comment, dammit!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

I just thought they might disturb my wife...

It's another 'A' month, time for a new post!

9/22/07 -- ....and one more:

10/13/07 -- And to round it out:

1/4/08 -- Can't. stop. posting. clowns.

[edit] 10/6/09 - Yet another addition.

[edit] 11/23/09

Dr. Rockso!

[edit] 12/27/09

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...

[edit] 04/16/11


[edit] 07/16/12

[edit] 11/24/15


Tuesday, April 10, 2007

I hate Sanjina

I know "hate" is a strong word, but I really, really, really don't like him.

Seriously, when is this guy gonna get voted off????


Wednesday, March 21, 2007

It's been done

The Blogger Cooler is now Blogger Compliant.

I had a something to post, but got distracted by the process.

Why does this feel somehow like robbing a grave?


Friday, January 05, 2007

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Yeah, so I'm five days late. Sue me! I can defend myself in court for free.

Anyways, what's your new year's resolution? Mine is to win $10 million dollars from Publisher's Clearinghouse. I feel like I can really make good on this. Don't ask why, it's just a feeling.

So, what's your resolution for this year?

Wednesday, November 29, 2006


Since the boys went and got all "sensitive" on me regarding KKKramer (you know how boys can get), I decided to cut everyone some slack and put up a post about three people we can all make fun of.

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are now BFF's. How many STD's do you think they have between them?


*Images taken from DListed

Monday, November 20, 2006

KKKramer Hates Black People

Where's Willy Jenkins when you need him?

Michael Richards (aka KKKramer of Seinfeld) went on a racist tirade when two black men, allegedly, heckled him during his show. Evidently, the only comeback KKKramer could think of was, "You're a n*gg*r!!"

That's class.

Here's the video.

PS: Let me just say this right now...

I believe in freedom of speech. That being said, unless you want to incur the Wrath of Reese, I better not here anyone defend this man especially with such untruths as "most black people use that word" and "but white people are so oppressed by black people- this is such a double standard!"

The Wrath of Reese is mighty and will leave you crying home to your mother as you re-evaluate why you should still be alive. It would be best not to test me on this one.

UPDATE 11/24/06 11:35p by KOM

Same video as above, but I want to highlight this version because the subtitles are legible and the video is longer.


UPDATE 11/27/06 1:22p by Reese the Law Girl

I changed the title of this post from "Michael Richards Hates Black People" to "KKKramer Hates Black People" because I like calling Michael Richards "KKKramer." It's funny.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006


ATTENTION: According to an in depth investigation by that well of friggin knowledge and virtue Entertainment Tonight, I have learned that fat & ugly people are frowned upon in our society while thin, good looking people get special treatment!
I don't know about YOU, but I'm shocked.

Fucking SHOCKED!

I.....I don't even know what to say. Why didn't they teach me this shit in school?!
All these years and I never knew.
Why didn't somebody tell me?
I don't remember a Sesame Street episode where Bird got into Mr. Hoopers store while Snuffy was forced to wait outside in the rain!


What's next Entertainment Tonight?! Are you gonna tell me some unbelievable shit like men get paid more than women for the same job?!!

I'm....I'm just....inconsolable.

Well, unless Jessica Alba wants to give me a hug.

No; I'm not back.