"Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt...You're Glib, Matt."

What made Tom Cruise go craazzy?

Jumping on couches, marrying girls he met 2 months ago, and exclaiming that psychiatric drugs that alter the mind are bad, while herbs and vitamins that alter the mind are good.

What the hell?

My friend Toya De says it's a mid-life crisis. Best Week Ever on VH1 says he's always been crazy. But, I really want to know, what made Tom Cruise go craazzy?

Maybe he can't handle all the great, uh...benefits, that come with dating a 26 year old? ;)

I'm slightly worried about Tom. While his craziness has entertained me (a lot!), I can't continue to laugh at the man, when I know he needs help. Somebody needs to prescribe him some lithium... ;)

(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8343367/: This is the now infamous Today show interview; it doesn't get real good until 7 1/2 minutes into the interview; although, you can see shots of Katie Holmes in the background with a big goofy grin on her face ("I'm marrying a rich man- whoo-hoo!!")).

For Shame, Supreme Court!!

The liberal justices of the US Supreme Court have just issued a ruiling which basically allows the rich to bribe your local legislature into taking your property.

So, the question is...

What country should I move to? Canada? Britain? I hear Australia is nice...


-------- Update 6/29/05

Sweet justice.

Shoooo Shoooo!

How do you scare away crazy people?

No crazy here.

Me no likey.

No....no....thank you....we have enough crazy today....thanks though.

Try next door.

NO, I don't need any crazy!!

I JUST bought some.

Bye bye.

No more crazy.

You can go now, thank you.

Empty promises?

J - gotta put you on the spot, here.

Whatever happened to Jerk: Attorney at Law?

Inquiring minds want to be nosy.

I Got one...I Got One!!!

Tom "She calls me Daddy" Cruise just popped the question to Katie "I'm his little girl" Holmes.

Could you marry or even date some one 16yrs younger than you?

Maybe not now, but EVER?

Post This!

I never know what to post on The Blogger Cooler.
I'm not into politics, BOTH parties suck.

I'm not really into most current events, Mikey Jackson's problems don't interest me A-TALL.
Some RICH person's in trouble quick let's devote all of our media energy to the story!
Who cares?!
Martha Stewart? She can kiss my Blog Ass!
Paris Hilton? NOT hot.
Tom Cruise dating a girl young enough to ACTUALLY be his daughter? Way to go Tommy!! I mean, oh dear......tsk tsk...for shame.


If it crosses my mind with any enthusiasm I post it on MY Blog.

I'm running out of "Creamy or Crunchy Peanut Butter?" questions.

How do you generate conversation without getting too deep, or being TOO shallow?
I can't find the happy medium; and if I could, I'd ask her what the winning lotto numbers were going to be not Blog stuff.
I'd also ask her why she's so DAMN happy!

TP

Slow day in blog-land.

This has always bothered me. Why is two-ply so great? Why don't they just make a single-ply that is thicker? Then you would never have to worry about one of the plies separating and making a mess of the whole roll.

Michael Jackson Verdict...Thoughts?

Sandwich

I'm on a roll!
ALl 3 of my last posts here have wound up sucking!!

Let's try this one.

When you make a sandwich for yourself, do you cut it in half down the middle or from corner to corner diagonal style?

If you get a sandwich and it's cut the "Wrong" way, does it ruin your sandwich experience a little?

Me? Diagonal and yes if I order a sandwich or get one and it's just cut down the middle for what ever reason, I don't enjoy it as much.

Weird.

Can Opener?

Jerk here!

Back with the difficult questions that most are AFRAID to ask!

Are you RIGHT-handed or LEFT-handed?

If a lefty, what bugs you most about living in a RIGHTY world?

You weird mutie freaks.

I don't mean that in a bad way.

Flava Flav!!!

Bass!
How low can you go?
Death row.
What a brotha knows
Once again back's the incredible, rhyme animal.
The incredible D. Public Enemy #1.....


Wait wait wait

Sorry about that, I shouldn't have named this post after Flava.
He gets me into a weird "Phuc y'all" mood. Yeeeeeeaaaah Boy!

ANyhoo.
I'm back with my deep questions n' shid.

You betta rekonize foo!

I'm Jerk bitch.

Charlie Murphaaaaaay!!!

What's your favorite Kool-aid flavor?

I knew I shouldn't have watched the Dave Chapelle second season DVD before posting.

I'm rich bee-yaatch!

Anyone ever go to work hung over?

How about a little bit drunk from the night before?

Who's the Biggest Butt-Kicker?

You guys know I'll never post anything intellectual on this board right?

Here's a debate I had once with "Lisa" and Eliza. If you're not a comic book fan, you probably won't get it...

Who would win in a fight to the death: The Justice League or the X-Men?

Assuming the JL is Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, The Martian Manhunter, Flash, and Hawkgirl. The X-Men are Professor X, Storm, Jean Grey, Wolverine, Rogue, and Cyclops.

Discuss, debate, relax, relate, release, whatever... ;)

What Would You Do?

I can't decide if I should keep/put "The Author" on my Blog links.

I don't think she apologized to my friend for jumping to conclusions.
Even if I think she (The Author) is an alright person, I should really be thinking of my friend right?

Hmmmmmmm

Ponder, ponder.

It's quiet... too quiet.

The Lesser of Two Evils

While the boys debate the greatest lines from old 80's movies, I thought I'd ask this very important question:

You have the opportunity to erase from history either Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. Which do you choose and why?

Remember, you can only erase one of them.

Levity on Friday

Better anti-hero:

Ash from Evil Dead, or Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China? Why?

A Light Bulb Just Hit me in the Head

Okay, so, I have another question:

Should you sacrifice potential friendships for the funny?

See, here's my problem. I have this great idea (nothing solid yet) to do this thing. Only, it's kinda based on craziness that I've witnessed on the internet. I think it would be really funny, although it's based on real events and I don't want to offend anyone.

Right now, I'm thinking I'm so not going to do it.


But, in my head, it's so freakin' funny, dude!


So, ummm, what to do?


I promise this will be my last "advice" post for the week. ;)