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Better anti-hero:
Ash from Evil Dead, or Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China? Why?
posted by KOM @ 11:16 AM
Friday, June 03, 2005
Ash from Evil Dead, or Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China? Why?
10 Comments:
Oh, Big Trouble in Little China. I LOVED that movie. So, I'm gonna go with Jack Burton. Just 'cause, I've never seen Evil Dead. ;p~~
Jack
I don't know...
I think they are about even on great lines, as well as the whole bumbling idiot/hardass thing.
can;t comment, seen neither. Again.
*sigh*
Oh man, that's a tough one.
I like Army of Darkness ALOT, but if I have to go by the "Anti-hero" guideline, I'll have to go with Jack.
I don't know though, I qoute Army of Darkness alot more than Big Trouble.
"Shop smart, shop "S" Mart!"
Man, this is like asking me who's hotter Salma Hayek or Jessica Alba?
Who's cooler Steve Mcqueen or Cary Grant?
Who's a badder mofo Jules in Pulp Fiction or Yoda?
I can't decide.
J, this at least I can answer for you.
Salma Hayek is hotter. Sorry.
Cary Grant is cooler.
Jules or Yoda? Now that one's tough - they're both puppets, right? I guess I have to go with Jules, just because he's cool, not neccessarily good
Oh, and some quotes, because everyone but Dez seems to have forgotten:
"What? HUH? What will come out no more?"
"I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years and you can't find one broad to fit the bill... Come on Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong."
"Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."
To be fair, one of my favorite Ash lines, simple and profound, is one word uttered almost under his breath: "Chainsaw."
Ash lines that were mumbled aye, how about "Workshed".
"Groovy" is a good one word line.
Big Trouble:
Jack: What's in the flask Egg? Magic potion?
Egg: Yeah
Jack:Good, thought so. What so we do, drink it?
Egg: Yeah
Jack: Good, thought so.
Jack: What more cold a guy ask for?
Egg: A Six Demon Bag!
Jack:Terrific, a Six Demon Bag. Sensational. What's in it Egg?
Egg:Wind, fire all that kind of thing!
"China is here? What the hell does that even mean?"
But Ash: "Ah, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby."
I'm thinking that they can share the Golden Monkey?
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