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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Pitiful

The world is disappointing me right now. Isn't there anything interesting to talk about (not counting Katrina, of course). I mean, look at what the lack of conversation has done to J and Kom. It's forced them to go crazy and post repetitive sentences (which are also crazy). I, for one, blame the celebrities. They should be doing something nuts like jumping on chairs and encouraging the bipolar people to throw away their lithium. Why aren't they doing something crazy that we can laugh at, dammit!


Here's what I got: Paris is marrying Paris. How long before their sex tape, showing that they're actually the same person, makes it on the internet?

6 Comments:

At 5:33 PM, Blogger KOM said...

A one-person Paris sex tape strikes me as being particularly... creepy.

I was just thinking about Tom Cruise the other day. It's nice not to hear about him every 5 minutes, but I forgot how much fun it was to watch the Great Loon.

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

It's just sad. There's got to be a celeb somewhere doing something entertaining for us? Where's Kobe when you need him?

 
At 6:30 AM, Blogger Squishi said...

isn't that spot already taken by Courtney Love?

The drug induced bit - the rampage is about to come I'm sure...

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Squishi said...

speaking of the Olsens, how in the world did they become so famous that the press follow their every move?

It's not really like they can act well, it's not like they're really beautiful. They can't even dress themselves nicely. (Money does NOT equal style, obviously)

Just cos they're grown up child stars (with twin nose jobs) who have managed to pimp themselves off by over marketing their image, doesn't really make them worthy of me having to read about them every *#&$ week, right?

I don't get the obsession with them. Not at all.

They don't do ANYTHING of note.

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

Squishi, you're a genius! Thanx for the idea. ;)

 
At 6:13 PM, Blogger Squishi said...

uh, no problem!

 

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