Can Opener?
Jerk here!
Back with the difficult questions that most are AFRAID to ask!
Are you RIGHT-handed or LEFT-handed?
If a lefty, what bugs you most about living in a RIGHTY world?
You weird mutie freaks.
I don't mean that in a bad way.
posted by Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 @ 12:18 PM
7 Comments:
righty
and iny, in case thats your next question.
Des I thought you didn't bother to get online during the weekend.
I guess no lefties read this Blog.
I guess NOBODY reads this Blog.
Just the shmucks who post on it.
I guess it's our own little club.
I'm a righty, but the the dark side runs strong in our family.
The wife is a south-paw, and it runs strong in her family as well.
I had a girlfriend that taught herself to eat and write (mostly chicken-sratch, but way the hell better than I could do) with her feet, because she was irrationally afraid of losing her hands.
right handed :D
Lefty here!!
What I hate most about the whole situation is how it takes half an hour for the dinner party to decide where all the "lefties" are going to sit. Like we can't be trusted dispersed among all the normals.
Luckily I can use my right hand for a lot of things. For instance, I can cut food holding my knife in my right hand, and eat with the fork in my left hand. I thought that was pretty clever, until my dear husband informed me that I have the table manners of a retarded cretan.
I played the Bass in my younger years (classical bass) and could bow and pizzacato with my right hand no problem. My sister on the other hand will probably die at a young age from an incident involving a gravy ladle with the spout on the "wrong" side. Ever try to use a butter knife with your left hand? Or a pie server? Or the pen at the bank attached to a chain? Or turn an aging doorknob (most of the time the door won't even open unless you use your right hand)? Remote controls for video games? The starter on the lawn mower? Are you seeing a pattern here? It is actually proven that left handed people have a shorter life span than right handed people. I guess they die from more accidents, or starve because they can't get the can of beans open! To the Leftorium!!
I never even thought about the lawnmower thing.
That WOULD suck!
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