It's a Boy!!!
Did you hear?
DID YOU HEAR?!?!
Brittany had a baby!!!
God, gave her permission to destory ANOTHER life (as she destroyed ours for several years by forcing us to listen to her music).
In related news, I heard the best joke about Brittany. On the Today Show, Matt Lauer was interviewing some of the guys from Best Week Ever. Here's the highlight...
Matt Lauer: "So, if you could give Brittany and Kevin's new baby a gift, what would you give?"
Guy from Best Week Ever: "A role model."
ROTFL!! You have to admit, that was funny. ;)
6 Comments:
Ack! Thanks for nothin' Britney.
Dude. Stop hatin' on Brit-Brit.
I love her. I wish I could be her friend and tell her to wear shoes when walking into a public restroom, but I can't. :(
I also would help her brush her hair. And wipe the mascara from under her eyes. Maybe she doesn't notice? Anyway, I still <3 Britney - I don't care what none of you say!
a baby skank. Oh yay. Another celebrity's child destined for rehab, blaming it's parents for all its woes (and collecting $$$ for the story)
hahha hate to say it Desiree, but for a second i thought <3 was a set of boobs. Then i turned my head the other way.... and the penny dropped.
:)
No, <3 are clearly testicles. Why everyone keeps "testeing" others is beyond me.
I kind if imagine that Brittany and Kevin don't actually touch the baby, unless it's quiet or sleeping. I just firgure her entourage takes care of all of that. I think most celebrity moms are probably that way. No midnight feedings, or 2 am feedings. Just those handy 10 am feedings, then off to lunch or whatever!
One of my favorite episodes of Absolutely Fabulous is when Edina is talking to her mother about her birth. Edina says "she didn't even take the rubber gloves off for the first 12 years!"
Good lucj to this kid - he's going to need it!!
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