A Fight to the Death
In a fight to the death who would win...
Brangelina's Golden Child vs. TomKat's Devil Spawn.
Discuss.
(What? That's all I got today. ;p~~)
posted by Reese The Law Girl @ 12:32 PM
Monday, January 23, 2006
Brangelina's Golden Child vs. TomKat's Devil Spawn.
Discuss.
(What? That's all I got today. ;p~~)
3 Comments:
I say Gwen and Gavins baby beats up both of those babies. :P
Tom couldn't have been the father, and the jury's still out on whether Kate is anything but a vessel. So it could be a very ordinary child, or a mutated Hubbard clone.
Jolie and Pitt are too good looking, and Jolie has some serious home-wrecker karma going on, so I suspect that their kid will grow up to look like Jaws from Bond.
So who would win in a deathmatch? The pay-per-view audience, of course.
BTW, what's up with Dez being the first to respond? Next thing you know, "Lisa"'s going to update her blog!
Evil often wins simply because it is so much more efficient. So I'm going with the spawn of TomKat.
But it is also true that people will reward cuteness before almost anything else (as mendacity tends to reward itself), so the Brangelena Bairn (like that one?) at least has a fighting chance.
Besides, it will be born with a mouth that could swallow universes.
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