The Apocalypse Really is Here (I Will Not be Scooped!!)
I knew getting off the junk would pay off! I knew it.
Ahem...
Just, give me a moment to get this out...
TOM CRUISE & KATIE HOLMES ARE WITH CHILD!!!!!
Yes, it's true. Tom knocked up Katie.
It's true!! It's true!! The couple has even confirmed it!!!
So, what crazy things can we expect from our favorite crazy celebrities? Personally, I'm prepared for Tom to wax poetic about how immunization shots are from the devil.
Or psychiatrists.
What crazy thing do you think Tom will do or say now that he's gonna be a new Daddy?
posted by Reese The Law Girl @ 5:40 AM
6 Comments:
I just hope Katie doesn't get post-partum depression after the kid's born. I knew a woman (not well), who threw herself and her kid in front of a subway train in Toronto a few years ago because of post-partum. She also declined medication for it. "Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, you're glib, Tom."
Sorry to be so depressing so early in the morning.
I'm not saying Tom is gay.......but don't be surprised if the baby is a jerk.
That's all I'm sayin'.
Katie is a sweet girl.
Very "bendy".
Oops, I shoulda stopped.
We truly are in the golden era of celebrity gossip, aren't we? Not since the days of Kathryn the Great's... penchant for horses has the burger been so juicy.
I envision the baby's birth being followed by a presentation ala the Lion King. All the crazies will slither and gallup to old man Tom's house to pay homage to their once and future King of the Loons.
I can se eit now - playing music via headphones to the expectant mother's tummy, hypno birthing techniques, no epidural thank you very much! The saddest part is she won't be able to take any medication for her post-partum, depression and she will have to be put down.
LOL! Put down! Hahahahahaha!!! :D
Hang on hang on hang on a minute.
I heard that Scientologists don't believe in pain. It doesn't happen. It's all in the mind. I am not joking when I make this claim.
(Logic says that's why they all ADOPT children)
So when she finally drops this kid, she'll be blissfully smiling and will be the first in the world to laugh gaily and merrily through childbirth. It will be documented and the child will grow up a happy Scientologist and will end up leading the movement, promoting it far and wide.
Tom will then be its first patron saint, gaily smiling down from stained glass windows. (pun intended). The lovely Katie will be its first angel, still smiling merrily away, promoting calm and peaceful births among the masses.
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