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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

TomKat Alert!!!!

Tom Cruise...


"First the baby, then the film. Then, in the summer, we want to get married. I won’t let this woman get away.”


You hear that, Katie? It's the sound of the maximum security lock being placed on your prison door. I know you're about to drop a lizard baby on us a la "V," but now is the time to run.



Run, bitch, run!!!



Run for your life!!!!!

1 Comments:

At 4:24 PM, Blogger KOM said...

How come people who say these things in the nicest possible way, with cut-up letters from magazines, are arrested, while certifiable loons like Cruise just get a chuckle and a "Well, she's f*cked" shrug?

 

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