The Blogger Cooler

You know, like the conversations around your office water cooler? Only, the conversations will be with cooler people. And you don't have to be afraid of your boss listening to your conversation. And, you can say anything you want during your conversation. Okay, so I guess it's nothing like the conversations around your office water cooler. Just leave a comment, dammit!

Monday, August 22, 2005

So, How About Those Gas Prices?

Dude, where are all the other owners of this blog? They dissapeared on me. ;p~~


So, anyways, I'm just curious as to who can boast the cheapest gas prices. As of yesterday, we were at $2.49 for Regular. What about you guys?

Monday, August 15, 2005

For Kaci

Okay, here's another hypothetical. The boys can particiapte in this one too...


Alright, so you've been dating this person for about 4 months now. The relationship is really good. In fact, the best one you've ever had. You do love your new significant other as they are a great person, but you're not necessarily in love with your new boyfriend/girlfriend. In other words, you've had much greater loves in your life.

So, you're chilling at home with your boyfriend/girlfriend when there is a knock at your door...


It's Halle Berry/Brad Pitt/Insert Other Famous Person you Really Think is Hot


Halle/Brad/Other Hot Person inform you that they are in town for one night. That for this one night they want to "be with you" ("be with you" being whatever you want it to be). That if you pass up this opportunity now, you'll never see them again.


So, what do you do?


Do you just leave right away or do you explain to your boyfriend/girlfriend why you're dumping them?


Hahahahaha! Just kidding.


But, seriously what would you do?


Discuss.

Monday, August 08, 2005

For the Ladies...

In the spirit of honoring cool girls, that KOM started last week, I have a hypothetical for the ladies (I actually posted this hypo somewhere else before, but I think it's worth repeating). Answer honestly, chicas.


Okay, so you're on a deserted island. You're trapped there forever. There is no hope for rescue. If you were given the choice, who would you bring with you:

A) A doctor who spent time as a farmer and habitat for humanity construction worker. He's also an avid camper and knows his way around wooded areas and how to survive in the jungle. He's also not that attractive and he always smells seriously funky.


OR


B) George Clooney


For answer B, I will also accept any hot man that you currently have the hots for. But, please, for my own sanity, don't replace George Clooney with your boyfriend or your husband. This is a fantasy, people! Hence, choice B should be your fantasy man.


Okay, discuss.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Girls are cooler

I notice that Blogger Cooler recently got hit by a Yahoo search for 'girls are cooler blogger'. Who am I to disagree?

But why end your sentence with "blogger"? Is it like STOP in a telegram? Like "-itlan" for cartoon Aztecs? Like "you know?" for Jennifer Lopez?

I'm out-itlan blogger. STOP. You know?

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Inconsequential preference