We didn't start the fire

Britney Spears, #2,
Flava and a staircase poo,
Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, what happened to J-lo?

Baby Suri is a human,
Rosie on the View is loomin'
Stars' homes near a blaze, is Angelina preggo?


Madonna is still a whore, I can't take it anymore!


I have entirely too much time on my hands today.

Different Strokes

I'm obsessed with little black children being raised by skinny white women.


Here's the latest picture of oh, so cute Zahara. I believe that morph that US Magazine did of her is going to turn out to be 100% accurate.


I wonder if I would turn beautiful if I was adopted by Angie?


I am available for adoption, Angie. You know, I'm just throwing that out there...