Worried

I'm worried about Reese.

It's been a couple of days and she has yet to comment on Ashton and Demi getting married.

Reese LOVES this kinda stuff!

Where are you Reese when we really need you?

Eyes up here, buddy

The culmination of a recent post by Kingfisher and an ad for a cell phone company starring Pamela Anderson have me perplexed about an issue.

If a woman spends several thousand dollars on breast augmentation, does she reserve the right to be offended at men ogling her breasts?

Is it any different from me putting oranges down my pants and being indignant about people staring?

Is it like a movie star pleading for annonymity? "But really, Larry, I don't like being recognized everywhere. So come see my crappy movie."

Or have we come so far down the path that anyone can wear chain mail and a ballet slippers and skip down main street while eating kittens and shoving a banana up their ass, and claim both freedom of expression and expectation of privacy?

-- Update 4:15p, 9/21/05

Speaking of breasts:

Tyra Banks disproves rumors of breast implants on her talk show. To which I have only two things to say: There were rumors of breast implants?? Tyra Banks has a talkshow??!

Thank god for the news. This is information that I need now.

It's a Boy!!!

Did you hear?


DID YOU HEAR?!?!


Brittany had a baby!!!


God, gave her permission to destory ANOTHER life (as she destroyed ours for several years by forcing us to listen to her music).


In related news, I heard the best joke about Brittany. On the Today Show, Matt Lauer was interviewing some of the guys from Best Week Ever. Here's the highlight...


Matt Lauer: "So, if you could give Brittany and Kevin's new baby a gift, what would you give?"

Guy from Best Week Ever: "A role model."


ROTFL!! You have to admit, that was funny. ;)

Thanx to Squishi

Ooooo, I finally found a question to post on here. You all can thank Squishi for it.



Who is more deserving of their fame: The Olsen Twins or Paris Hilton?


I would like to play Devil's Advocate and say Paris Hilton. Okay, first of all it takes a lot of work to be in a sex tape. Secondly, she actually found a straight man with the same name as her's to marry. Third, there's The Simple Life and that was interesting for a season. And, she wrote a book. Allegedly.


Also, she's got more money than the Olsen Twins.


Okay, there's my vote. What's yours?

Pitiful

The world is disappointing me right now. Isn't there anything interesting to talk about (not counting Katrina, of course). I mean, look at what the lack of conversation has done to J and Kom. It's forced them to go crazy and post repetitive sentences (which are also crazy). I, for one, blame the celebrities. They should be doing something nuts like jumping on chairs and encouraging the bipolar people to throw away their lithium. Why aren't they doing something crazy that we can laugh at, dammit!


Here's what I got: Paris is marrying Paris. How long before their sex tape, showing that they're actually the same person, makes it on the internet?

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