To Post a Pic or Not To Post a Pic

I've been trying to decide if I should post my picture. I don't really care what people think of me, but, I'm afraid of stalkers. Seriously, they are like all over the internet apparently; and, I don't want to catch one.

Also, "Lisa" says if I post my picture, random people on the street will recognize me and start talking to me. And, really, who wants to talk to people?

So, uhhh, is it better to stay anon (aka Sydney Bristow as my friend Lez says) or to let everyone see the "real" you?

Let a sister know, would ya?

I NEED SUMTHIN MAN!!!

You were to read that in Dennis Hopper's voice.

Try it again.

You are Jones'n for something!
You've got the Munchies like nobody's biz!!

You rush to the kitchen throw open the cabinets and there it is!!

Your snack of choice!

OK, now here's the question........What do you eat in this situation?

SWEET OR SALTY?

A simple poll

Reading about the "Great Wall of No" on both Datamonkey's and Lisa's web logs, a thought occured to me.

Do you sleep on the right or left side of the bed. Or does it matter? The distinction of course is measured by looking on the bed from the foot.

I sleep on the right-side of the bed. Exclusively. Becuase it's closer to the door, and I imagine that I can raise the alarm before somthing terrible happens.

This was how my parents slept, my great-grand-parents... on back to the Flinstone's, where they slept in serparate beds. Crazy Cro-magnons.

Where do you sleep? Ever want to karate-chop your mate and take the whole damn bed over?

I'm keeping score for a scientific survey. Seriously. No reason to doubt me.

{eyebrow raised} Now, honey, what side of the bed do you sleep on?

The age-old question.

Deckard: Human or replicant?

I'm Out Bitches!!

I swear DJ and Dave Chappelle have rubbed off on me in bad ways.

I'm out until Tuesday. See if you guys can sustain this site without me.


WHOOO! Someone's got a big ego, huh?!?


I'm just messin' around. But, seriously though, don't take any book offers without me ;)


Peace and Chicken Grease!! :D

For the Ladies

Ahem...

Pick one:

Legolas in Lord of the Rings or Achilles in Troy, and why?

Blogger Flirting

Is it flirting, or is it just commenting? Where's the line?
How do we know when we've crossed it?
Everyone is aware that J is known as THE "Blogga Playa", but when should it be taken seriously?

Rules of Blogging

I was just about to write a scathing comment about my job on this blog. Then Paranoid Reese said I might lose my job by doing so. What's the point of a blogger cooler if you can't Bitch. I think she is just being her usual paranoid self but she could be right. Much to my continued annoyance she frequently is. So what do you think. Are there some topics we just shouldn't talk about on here.? Bear in mind I work for the government.

My native tongue - the contest

What is the most butchered (awkward, even), while still being readable, and preferably grammatically correct (and without too many run-on sentences), sentence, that while difficult to follow, makes some semblance of sense, are you (being not-me, and open to anyone that can type) able to write?

The above looks like 95% of my posts before editing. I wonder if I sound like that in real life? I know that my boss just stares at me and blinks a lot when I'm talking, and I know that I speak almost as parenthetically as I write.

First prize wins a paper-clip and a post-it note signed by yours truly - the fabulous Sean Connery.



The above statement is a lie, as Sean Connery will not be providing autographs, nor is he KOM or at all affiliated with KOM Industries, Inc. A paper-clip will be rewarded upon request to the winner who is able to provide a SASE c/o KOM Industries, Inc.

Under What?

Thong v/ "Boy shorts" (Bolero shorts?)

Which is sexier?
Which would you rather wear, or see someone wear if you're a guy. (Although, maybe I shouldn't exclude guys from the option of wearing either. To each his/her own).
Pick one only.

I'd post pictures, but I can't get Hello to work anymore.

This Blog was created for pressing questions like this.
The fate of mankind hangs in the balance, choose wisely.

MY FIRST POST

OK I saw Star Wars This weekend and have determined that it was the greatest movie of the year!!!!! All who disagree are insane deluded fools. Enjoy.

Desperate Housewives Predictions, Please

Ummm, this is a spoiler post, so if you don't want to know what happened, you should stop reading. ;)




I'd like predictions for next season. How will last night's cliffhangers end? I'll put my predictions in the comment section. Tell me what you think.

Cracking open the door

From my Bushisms calendar:

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

-St. Charles, Missouri; November 2, 2000

Construction Zone

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PEACE!