Linebacker or Hunchback?

So, I'm preparing for the natural disaster known as the High School Reunion, and I'm thinking of wearing my back-up outfit instead of a new outfit. Only problem is, the backup outfit has shoulder pads in it.

So, ladies, should I take the shoulder pads out? I really hate shoulder pads. The thing is, sometimes I take them out and the outfit looks better. Other times, I take them out and I look like I'm hunched over.

So, keep them in or take them out?


I imagine this is the same dilemma Pam Anderson goes through everyday.

Bud-a-bum!

Hehehehe....

Just for Fun...

Alright, I'm taking Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes predictions, much like I did a few years ago with Bennifer (the original Bennifer)...

So, how long of a marriage will Tom & Katie have? Will they even get married?

Tell your official prediction now, so that when it comes true, you'll feel all smart. ;)

Ala Reese

OK fanboys and girls, I got one right outta the comic battleground that occupies Reese's head. Noggin that is.

Juggernaut vs. The Hulk!

Who wins?

'nuff said.

For the Fellas

I'm just curious...


Original Daisy Duke or New Daisy Duke?

Which Is Worse?

Pull my finger, or smell my finger?

Discuss.

What's Yer Poison?

It's Friday, so I'll ask a Pre-Friday night question.

When (if?) you go out drinking, what's your fave, your drink of choice?

Me?
Beer, the darker the better, though Guinness is a little too much for me anymore.
If it's hard stuff, Bourbon/coke, Whiskey Sours and Harvey Wallbangers. It's tough to find a bar with Galliano though, so I RARELY get a Harvey Wallbanger.

Life's little pleasures

I sincerely hope that it was even half as satisfying to you folks as it was to me to watch Scott McClellan swinging in the breeze.

Man, it looked like he was going to cry.

You could see his thoughts like cartoon bubbles - "What's happening? Cheney said that this would never happen! My president, why hast thou foresaken me?"

Yup, he seemed genuinely shocked that he would take any heat. Now they're saying he might get fired. He seems to have genuinely believed that Bush wouldn't chew him up and spit him up.

Just ballast.

Crap. Now I feel bad.

Best Ever!!

Wow, I'm on a roll here. It's like, I'm the queen of small talk. ;)


Current discussion "Lisa" and I are having (BTW, people, "Lisa" has actually updated her blog- amazing, no?):


What is the best comic book movie adaptation ever made?


Keep in mind, if you say Spider-Man 2, I will hurl you into the Atlantic Ocean.


I can't decide between Superman II, Batman I, or X-Men 2.


What's your opinion?

What do you Want on Your Subway??

Moving on from the uncomfortable silence brought on by Kom's joke (hehehehe, I'm just kidding man- I actually liked the joke)....


I was at Subway yesterday ordering a 6" roasted chicken breast on Italian Herbs and Cheese bread, with Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, and light Mayo, when I thought...


I wonder what everyone else gets?


So, what do you guys order at Subway? AND, what do you put on it. I want to know everything, including what bread you choose, how big your sandwich is, and if you're one of those oil and vinegar people.


Yea, so I'm nosy. So, what??

Just a joke.

I keep hearing this one, but not many people that I know have heard it, so forgive me if it's made the circuit. Oh, and my sense of PC left me some time ago.


What do you call a black man flying an airplane?



A pilot, you rascist!



I don't know why... this just strikes my funnybone.

Say Goodbye

Well, that's it. We're screwed.

Justice Sandra Day O'Conner has stepped down from the US Supreme Court.

Say Goodbye to the follwing, America:

Abortion
Affirmative Action
Civil Rights
Appropriate Use of the Death Penalty


I'm seriously going to leave this country now...